Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You work out of a Hotel?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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