Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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