So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
