What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
not ubering you a puppy
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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