5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
