Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
