don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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