Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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