I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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