I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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