I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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