I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
