well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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