Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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