i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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