By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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