She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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