PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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