I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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