Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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