doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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