These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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