My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Randomize