Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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