The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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