I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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