I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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