she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i want to swaddle you in tequila
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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