It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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