I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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