Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
