please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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