we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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