jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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