he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
do herpes really smell.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I deserve this hangover.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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