Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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