Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
soo... how was my night?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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