I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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