See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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