Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Randomize
