North Korea, Best Korea!
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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