I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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