this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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