All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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