I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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