If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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