I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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