The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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