my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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