In the future we'll all be gay
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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