He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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