Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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