That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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