i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
