that's an acceptable place to lick
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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