3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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