Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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