Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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