its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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