Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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